Mom

Mare Bear, Bachelor is on DVR. The season begins.
He outed most of the train wrecks, but missed one.
DeAnna is back to eff with his head.
I dont know if I can stomach this year.


Why I Love My Mother

Tonight, when I left my parents house after a quick bite and catch up...I drove home. My mother, when she said goodbye, goes through her normal list of things that she says when she says goodbye. Watch your back, use a condom (ok well she hasnt said that in years because she knows better), love you, and tonight the added, careful not to fall getting out of the tub. My mom is the best. She was totally and completely serious.

For those of you who do not know my mother, you might think this is a sick joke, but she was being totally sincere.

Love you mom.