How to Spot a Redneck in Ohio (observations from this weekend)
A Redneck turns on his fog lights where there is no fog. Coincidentally its also a truck.
A Redneck drives a truck whose tires are worth more than the vehicle itself.
A Redneck still has dirt on his tires, even when we have had 12 inches of snow.
A Redneck buys aftershave at Drug Mart - and it comes in an aerosol spray can.
A Redneck fills his grocery cart with Red Baron pizzas and Stouffers dinners. A rich Redneck treats himself with the Hungry Man meals.
A Redneck wears stone washed jeans and the right pocket has the outline of his wallet.
How do you spot a Redneck?
A Redneck turns on his fog lights where there is no fog. Coincidentally its also a truck.
A Redneck drives a truck whose tires are worth more than the vehicle itself.
A Redneck still has dirt on his tires, even when we have had 12 inches of snow.
A Redneck buys aftershave at Drug Mart - and it comes in an aerosol spray can.
A Redneck fills his grocery cart with Red Baron pizzas and Stouffers dinners. A rich Redneck treats himself with the Hungry Man meals.
A Redneck wears stone washed jeans and the right pocket has the outline of his wallet.
How do you spot a Redneck?
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